what WE really mean is........

The Essential Guide to Women's English:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]


i love the DO WHAT YOU WANT- YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS LATER! oh how true that is.! it's taken my husband a while, but he has learned all of them!
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:LOL: I'm going to email this to hubby at work- he hasn't quite learned them all yet

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That's a good one! I do the "Do what you want = You'll pay for this later" one all the time! Unfortunately, I haven't trained hubby very well because he still just goes and actually does it! I'll have to work on that...

Finally!!!!

I understand women..

Really though, that is SOOOOO true...

*smiles*
Ken

Good one!

I've gotta show that one to my boyfriend!! He could use a couple of lessons in this department!

I use the "Sure go ahead"

Although it would just be so much easier to say no I don't want you to but it's so much funner to confuse them.

Ack...c'mon... Im sure Im not the ONLY one who uses the "be romantic... turn off the lights" one!!! :LOL: