I wonder if there's proof of these

The Top 10 Things Cats Do When No One is Watching


10> Report back to the Home Planet that the invasion plans are
proceeding as scheduled and that operation BAD DOG should
commence shortly.

9> Pick their noses, just like everyone else.

8> Carefully monitor all traffic patterns between bedroom and
bathroom. Determine strategically perfect location for
hairball. Wait until 3am.

7> Work on their translation of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

6> Practice leaping from the ottoman to the bookshelf so it
looks graceful and natural when they do it for an "audience."

5> Clean all of their non-embarrassing body parts.

4> Check that the pin-hole in the water bed is still oozing
slowly.

3> Quickly rub the top of the paw in some dirt, so they have an
excuse to spend another half-hour licking it clean.

2> Transfer dog droppings from the yard to the living room
carpet.


and the Number 1 Thing Cats Do When No One is Watching...


1> Strut and pose in front of a full-length mirror wearing a
dog collar and leash.

That's funny!!

I am sure my cats do a few of those.

Snowball definitely does a few of these!!

Quickly rub the top of the paw in some dirt, so they have an
excuse to spend another half-hour licking it clean.

This is definetely what my Noah does!!! He's like, obsessed with cleaning himself! And if he runs out of himself to clean, he moves on to Cleo, his buddy!

I have long believed that cats are space aliens . . .

I'd love to know what ours do when we are gone ......
I like the nose picking one! :LOL:

I have long been convinced that cats are, actually, aliens come to Earth to make us do their bidding. They seem to be succeeding.:evilalien

I think Ophelia may have made a breakthrough on the Dead Sea Scrolls just the other day! LOL We have said that if they could translate quantum physics into kitty she would be happy. She really is a little too smart.

And I really think that sometimes Trent does plan his hairballs! 8 times out of 10 they end up right at the end of the hall directly in the paths from the bedroom, bathroom and computer room.

I'm sorry to disagree, but my cats love to gag while on my bed, with me begging,"Not on the covers, please!!" When they're sure I'm adequately frightened, they either stop gagging or jump off the bed. It's all calculated, of course.