Just got this is an email.... had to post it..... Its a good Idea!! hahahaha :LOL:
>>Car Accident... LOL
> >>
> >>
> >>A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car
> >>accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished
> >>but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
> >>"So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.
> >>Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
> >>fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
> >>God that we should meet and be friends and live
> >>together in peace for the rest of our days."
> >>
> >>Flattered, the man replied,
> >>"Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
> >>
> >>This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
> >>"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> >>completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
> >>break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
> >>celebrate our good fortune."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
> >>head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
> >>and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
> >>the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
> >>hands it back to the man.
> >>
> >>The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> >>
> >>The woman replies,
> >>"No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
> >>
> >>
>
>>Car Accident... LOL
> >>
> >>
> >>A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car
> >>accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished
> >>but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
> >>"So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.
> >>Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
> >>fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
> >>God that we should meet and be friends and live
> >>together in peace for the rest of our days."
> >>
> >>Flattered, the man replied,
> >>"Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
> >>
> >>This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
> >>"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> >>completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
> >>break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
> >>celebrate our good fortune."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
> >>head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
> >>and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
> >>the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
> >>hands it back to the man.
> >>
> >>The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> >>
> >>The woman replies,
> >>"No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
> >>
> >>
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