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Are you a law -abiding citizen?
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I looked at the Dumb Colorado Laws and found this one from Sterling, Colorado:
I had a hard enough time trying to get a collar on mine, let alone a tail light!!! :laughing2 :laughing2
Well, being from Nova Scotia, Canada I thought this was hilarious:
Nova Scotia Provincial Laws
*When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
:laughing2 Who the heck made THAT one up?? Thanks for posting that link, I have several hours of entertainment waiting for me there :LOL:
Nova Scotia Provincial Laws
*When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
:laughing2 Who the heck made THAT one up?? Thanks for posting that link, I have several hours of entertainment waiting for me there :LOL:
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Well, you can just throw me in jail now with this Texas law:
And this one pretty much ruins my weekend plans...
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I love this stuff!!!
Tucson AZ: Women may not wear pants. (If they start enforcing this one, we'll all end up in the hoosegow.! Of course, if we go out, without pants, we'll all end up in the hoosegow - for indecent exposure!)
I liked the one on the computer: Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue.
It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)
um, does anyone have any paint remover? Hey, they looked nice for easter.....:tounge2:
um, does anyone have any paint remover? Hey, they looked nice for easter.....:tounge2:
These are too funny and ridiculous!! :laughing:
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
So, now do we have to stop at all city lines and call the police to let them know that we will be passing through their city!?!
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
lol! Like anyone is just going to stay inside a burning building and burn up with it!?!
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
I'm sure that they would love to smoke it lol. :tounge2:
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
So, now do we have to stop at all city lines and call the police to let them know that we will be passing through their city!?!
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
lol! Like anyone is just going to stay inside a burning building and burn up with it!?!
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
I'm sure that they would love to smoke it lol. :tounge2:
Houston
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
What, is Limburger unholy or something
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
What, is Limburger unholy or something
Here are some for Utah!
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Kaysville
You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Logan
Women may not swear.
Moab
Boobie traps are illegal. [Get the full text of this law]
Monroe
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Provo
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake County
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street. [Get the full text of this law]
A person can be imprisoned for one month for not returning a library book. [Get the full text of this law]
It is considered an offense to hunt whales. Good luck finding a whale in Utah!
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Kaysville
You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Logan
Women may not swear.
Moab
Boobie traps are illegal. [Get the full text of this law]
Monroe
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Provo
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake County
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street. [Get the full text of this law]
A person can be imprisoned for one month for not returning a library book. [Get the full text of this law]
It is considered an offense to hunt whales. Good luck finding a whale in Utah!
my mother married my cousin but there's nothin wrong wit me
From New York!
The penalty for jumping off a building is death
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Bill is from Texas and, now that he knows that it is illegal, he will never again urinate on the Alamo!
