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Are you a law -abiding citizen?

post #1 of 24
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Who made these laws anyway?
post #2 of 24
I looked at the Dumb Colorado Laws and found this one from Sterling, Colorado:

Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
I had a hard enough time trying to get a collar on mine, let alone a tail light!!! :laughing2 :laughing2
post #3 of 24
Well, being from Nova Scotia, Canada I thought this was hilarious:

Nova Scotia Provincial Laws

*When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

:laughing2 Who the heck made THAT one up?? Thanks for posting that link, I have several hours of entertainment waiting for me there :LOL:
post #4 of 24
Thread Starter 
I'm almost embarassed to say I'm from Massachusetts after reading some of theirs.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Ummmm.... Yeah....
post #5 of 24
for Michigans CCW
post #6 of 24
Well, you can just throw me in jail now with this Texas law:

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
And this one pretty much ruins my weekend plans...

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
post #7 of 24
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I love this stuff!!!
post #8 of 24
Tucson AZ: Women may not wear pants. (If they start enforcing this one, we'll all end up in the hoosegow.! Of course, if we go out, without pants, we'll all end up in the hoosegow - for indecent exposure!)
post #9 of 24
I've seen that site before & it's funny! Did anyone bother to check out the warnings? The 7-Up one is silly! :tounge2:
post #10 of 24
I liked the one on the computer: Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue.
post #11 of 24
It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)

um, does anyone have any paint remover? Hey, they looked nice for easter.....:tounge2:
post #12 of 24
These are too funny and ridiculous!! :laughing:

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

So, now do we have to stop at all city lines and call the police to let them know that we will be passing through their city!?!

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

lol! Like anyone is just going to stay inside a burning building and burn up with it!?!

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

I'm sure that they would love to smoke it lol. :tounge2:
post #13 of 24

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday

It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

What, is Limburger unholy or something
post #14 of 24
Here are some for Utah!

It is against the law to fish from horseback.
When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Women may not swear.

Boobie traps are illegal. [Get the full text of this law]

Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake County
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street. [Get the full text of this law]
A person can be imprisoned for one month for not returning a library book. [Get the full text of this law]

It is considered an offense to hunt whales. Good luck finding a whale in Utah!
post #15 of 24
Originally posted by nena10
Here are some for Utah!

When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
my mother married my cousin but there's nothin wrong wit me
post #16 of 24
From New York!

The penalty for jumping off a building is death

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
post #17 of 24
Now that I know it's illegal, I will stop sleeping on top of refrigerators outside. (PA law)
post #18 of 24
Bill is from Texas and, now that he knows that it is illegal, he will never again urinate on the Alamo!
post #19 of 24
You may not have more than two dildos in a house(AZ law).
post #20 of 24
Good gosh safron, I hope their talking about the birds!!! :LOL:
post #21 of 24
Yeah, safron, you and I had better watch out how many we're keeping around the house. Wouldn't want to get busted by the Arizona Dildo Police!
post #22 of 24
Hey debby, heres our good old Iowa laws:

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
Fort Madison
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
post #23 of 24
Oh my gosh, that is just crazy! Good thing my hubby doesn't have a mustache!
post #24 of 24
Don't laugh! For crying out loud, how are the firemen supposed to practice if the horses keep eating the fire hydrants??
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