As reported by my local radio station:
Police aren't sure how else to explain it. But when an officer walked into an Columbus Ohio apartment last Thursday night to answer a 911 call, an orange-and-tan striped cat was lying by a telephone on the living room floor. The cat's owner, Gary Rosheisen, was on the ground near his bed having fallen out of his wheelchair. The man said his cat, Tommy, must have hit the right buttons to call 911.
Is that not the greatest?