Kitty Christmas poem

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This was taken from Livejournal in MetaQuotes, posted originally by mom_almiighty.


cats like Douglas fir
chew on branches, then throw up
gag me with a tree

wrap box in paper
tape, label, adorn with bow
why is gift meowing?

small furry kleptos
shiny bows are too tempting
come back here with that!

we've been good all year
pawprints on cake prove nothing
Santa, bring catnip!

scientists at work
bat at tree: balls drop, shatter
gravity verified

festive lit candles
catch the eye - don't get too close!
kitty tail flambÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]

I smell giblets - yum!
one lick - no one will know. Oops!
head stuck in turkey

garland lopsided
I'll yank this end, watch it fall
they'll thank me later
 
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