Christmas Cookie Recipe

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Not sure if this has made the rounds on here, but here it is again.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU!!



Better get started on that Christmas baking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ho! ho! ho!

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup ... just in case. Turnoff the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor: fruit
off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuer! vo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt,
or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the
lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and sure
make to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHEERY MISTMAS!!
 
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