If your cat could talk, what sort of a voice would they have?

-Milo's voice would be laid-back and deep.
-Popcorn's voice would be like a fake posh telephone voice.
-Coco would sound like a lunatic speaking - a-mile-a-minute and not making much sense.
-Vegemite would sound like a lady talking baby-talk.
-Coffee's voice would be all smooth and velvety.
-Max's voice would sound like the typical male teenage voice - normal and then suddenly squeaky without warning and then back to normal.

What about your cats?

Guin would sound like Bagheera the Panther from Jungle book hehe

By Personality or by miaow?

Murphy would have the teenage boy voice (the squeeky version)

Chichi would have a voice something like Elaine off of Seinfeld

Right now I think Marlee would have a quiet, friendly voice (like when you think of a little girl, about 10 yrs old) unless she gets hyper, which I can imagine her making all kinds of racket and yelling like crazy! Of course shes pretty young, so it might change....

LoL, kaylee talks so much, she reminds me of Rosie i think if she were human she would be a chatter box, a cute little sweet 10 year old
Teufel would be a boy who has ust gone into PuBERTY

Originally Posted by chichismom

Murphy would have the teenage boy voice (the squeeky version)

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LOL, so would Harley!

Originally Posted by babyharley

LOL, so would Harley!

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Kandie would have one like the lady drill sargent I had... stern and powerful...

Zoey would sound like a valley girl

Kipper would be a rap hip-hop not caring gangster kind of voice. He thinks he's top cat in the world, and no one can mess with him, because he will mess you up. (that's what he think at least)

Mr. Mushy would be like a little 3 year old...saying "mama...I want this, Can I have this? Oh wait, I want this instead...oh mama, do you think I could poop here, in this little corner because the toilet is so big?" lol, He's just a baby though, so it's what i expected.

What do you mean "if they could talk?"...Mine do.
Toby has a loud and sometimes harsh voice.
Tedy has sort of a femmy voice for a boy cat.
Linda

Mystik - Would probably sound like a prissy little pre-madonna
Marty - Would sound like a teen boy
Joey - Would have the punk voice along with the scream.
Rena - Wouldn't be awake long enough to talk.

Moo would sound like a raspy old man who smoked too much all his life, balking about this or that from time to time but otherwise being quiet. His sister would sound like a teenager on the phone griping about a boy at school.

Lily would sound like Dori (the fish) on Finding Nemo. All hyped up wanting to get into everything to "help" but causes trouble and forgets 3 seconds later what she was doing.

Actually, I think Tigers would be like Michael J Fox

Their voices would be much as they are now. Sierra, a beautiful, gentle, sweet voice, and Serenity, a tiny, precious, baby voice!

For some reason, both of mine would have russian accents. Russian accents are cool. They are brother and sister, so Sir Tabbicus would have a deep voice, while Caliki would have a higher, more feminine voice.

I think Cupid would have a little 5-year-old boy's voice.

Leo would sound like an Ivy-League professor
Gracie would sound like a nice, warm Southern girl

Tibby would have an intelligent - yet quite harsh - voice.
Molly would sound like a shy little girl
and Willow would sound like a noisy young boy, shouting and always with something to say!

I also think that (as they're all from Manchester) they may have Mancunian accents! But I don't imagine them this way!

This is a good thread!
It's funny, sometimes when the cats do things, Mark and I sit there and have a conversation pretending to be them, saying what we imagine they would say at the time if they could talk. We put on these posh English accents, but in a really childish, kind of stuttery way (I don't know why we imagine them to have stutters, maybe because they are so skittish and excitable, they just can't get out all the words they want to...?)
E.g

Sleeves: 'good grief Nismo that poo absolutely stinks, hurry up and get out the litter tray I'm BURSTING now that I can't get in. You are such a little girl. But I really love you. After this shall we go and fight or cuddle?'

Or Nismo when she stands at the bedroom door and stares at Sleeves before running for her life so he'll chase after her, Im sure she's whispering something mean about him having lost his 'you know whats' on a trip to the vets... just to wind him up

Oh they crack me up