Christmas Baking

stlgrl5

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I got this from a yahoo group I am part of. Thought you may like it


Baking cookies with your cat

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.


2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off of cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.


11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.


14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Looking at cat and wanting to bake cat now. Cat runs for cover into bathroom.

17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
19. Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.

20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.


21. Can sense cat is angry.


22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
24. Cleanup bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen ...
Oh Golly ... now what?

26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Get coat, car keys and go to store to buy cookies!!!
 

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ive read these before but having those immages made it even more funny!!
 

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Loved it! So funny, and so true! Thank you for posting it here!! Gave me a good laugh. I've actually never seen that one before.
 

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That one has me nearly in tears!!, sounds like a typical day in the Reilly household!
 
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