50 Reasons why a Cat is Better than a Man!

1. Cats love it when you fuss over them.

2. Cats are not afraid of commitment.

3. Cats don't believe in Divorce.

4. A cat would never flirt with your friends.

5. A cat would never tell you how to dress or grouse that you wear too much makeup.

6. Though their impeccable about grooming, cats don't hog the bathroom.

7. Cats are never sarcastic.

8. A cat would never use your razor for his face.

9. A cat would never bet on The horses.

10. Cats are loyal. They don't give their affection to just anyone who strokes them.

11. A cat would just as soon curl up with a good book, or play with a yarn mouse, as watch TV.

12. Cats are easy to live with.

13. Cats love to cuddle.

14. Cats are great company.

15. Cats adore independent women.

16. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t worry about being politically correct.

17. A cat would never apologize to his friends because youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re a vegetarian.

18. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t hold a grudge.

19. Cats are civilized.

20. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need a Rottweiler to make him feel macho.

21. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to be right 100 percent of the time.

22. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t care if you beat him at jeopardy.

23. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to go out in the woods with other cats, beat drums, light fires, and dance to get in touch with his cat hood.

24. A cat isn't threatened if you have a lot friends.

25. A cat would never ask you to sign a palimony agreement.

26. Cats aren't afraid to be vulnerable.

27. Cleavage doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t interest a cat unless it's big enough to sleep in.

28. Cats listen when you talk about your day.

29. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t exaggerate the truth.

30. You can kiss a cat all night and never get razor burn.

31. You never have to entertain your cats boss.

32. A cat will wait and rub up against your legs no matter what time you get home.

33. You can talk all night on the phone and a cat will never give you the evil eye.

34. You never feel alone when your with a cat.

35. Cats understand how difficult it is to keep your nails looking good and what a disaster it is if you break one.

36. Cats know good grooming takes time.

37. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t make jokes at your expense.

38. Rich, slim or witty, you needn't be. A cat will love you unconditionally.

39. A cat would never tell you you look better in high heels.

40. Cats are not intimidated by your accomplishments.

41. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t engage in power plays.

42. Cats give you honest feedback. They don't believe in patronizing, especially when it comes to your work.

43. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t have beer bellies.

45. You'll never hear a cat burp at the table.

46. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t pick their teeth with matchbox covers.

47. A cat wont have a hemorrhage is you break your car.

48. A cat is never too busy to take a vacation.

49. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t think daydreaming is a waste of time.

50. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t get annoyed if you snap your gum

I love number 38!

True, so true!!

33. You can talk all night on the phone and a cat will never give you the evil eye.

Well, they don't give me the evil eye, but I have had one go over to the base unit of the portable phone and hang up on me!

1. Cats love it when you fuss over them.
Maybe you women should get over the "playing with dolls" complex when you're 10?

2. Cats are not afraid of commitment.
So you keep them locked in the house why??

3. Cats don't believe in Divorce.
They don't get married either...purrrr!!

4. A cat would never flirt with your friends.
Try oohing over your friend's kitty in front of Fluffy and see what happens.

5. A cat would never tell you how to dress or grouse that you wear too much makeup.
We just would like too see you get dressed in under 2 hours the first time.

6. Though their impeccable about grooming, cats don't hog the bathroom.
We don't hog..we're just lost in all the hanging crap you got in here.

7. Cats are never sarcastic.
Oh really?? And that "walk haughtily away with my tail up showing you my butt" is what?

8. A cat would never use your razor for his face. Cat's don't use razors..and that's MY razor you're shaving things with.

9. A cat would never bet on The horses.
Cats don't have to supply women with large amounts of cash.

10. Cats are loyal. They don't give their affection to just anyone who strokes them.
UhHuh...

11. A cat would just as soon curl up with a good book, or play with a yarn mouse, as watch TV.
Only because there's no good cat programs on. Put on a kitty video.

12. Cats are easy to live with.
Agreed..if you understand it's by THEIR rules.

13. Cats love to cuddle.
Rub my tummy and tickle my chin and watch how friendly I get.

14. Cats are great company.
Oh right...let me go to sleep on the couch beside you or ask for food and I'M a lazy bum!!!

15. Cats adore independent women.
Riiiiight...woman;clean my litter box, feed me NOW, get out of MY chair or I'll scratch ya...independant;suuuure.

16. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t worry about being politically correct.
ROFL...and MEN thought up words like mailperson, fireperson, unisex?

17. A cat would never apologize to his friends because youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re a vegetarian.
Of course not..if you tried to feed THEM that meatless crap they'd LEAVE.

18. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t hold a grudge.
They get EVEN!!!

19. Cats are civilized.
Tell that to the birds.

20. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need a Rottweiler to make him feel macho.
Nope..he beats the CRAP out of the Rottie to do that.

21. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to be right 100 percent of the time.
He automatically IS!!

22. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t care if you beat him at jeopardy.
He has better taste.

23. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to go out in the woods with other cats, beat drums, light fires, and dance to get in touch with his cat hood.
Not after you neutered HIM.

24. A cat isn't threatened if you have a lot friends.
But you restrict him to just you?

25. A cat would never ask you to sign a palimony agreement.
What? You're liable to sue for half his cat toys?

26. Cats aren't afraid to be vulnerable.
Well HE doesn't have to worry about you telling your "friends" what a WUSS he is.

27. Cleavage doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t interest a cat unless it's big enough to sleep in.
UhHuh..and you wear those low-cut dresses and push-up bras so we'll look at your nose?

28. Cats listen when you talk about your day.
Until somebody uses the can-opener.

29. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t exaggerate the truth.
Truth? You can't handle the truth.(that was stolen from a cat)

30. You can kiss a cat all night and never get razor burn.
But you will get hairballs.

31. You never have to entertain your cats boss.

32. A cat will wait and rub up against your legs no matter what time you get home.
If I do that,you've got a headache.

33. You can talk all night on the phone and a cat will never give you the evil eye.
The cat ain't paying the phone bill.

34. You never feel alone when your with a cat.
This one is true...especially in flea season.

35. Cats understand how difficult it is to keep your nails looking good and what a disaster it is if you break one.
But THEY just use a scratch board..not the whole cosmetics dept.

36. Cats know good grooming takes time.
When you can lick your own butt..we'll talk. Until then,see above.

37. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t make jokes at your expense.
Why do you think they've got that funny little smile?

38. Rich, slim or witty, you needn't be. A cat will love you unconditionally.
Not going there..I learned not to discuss your weight long ago.

39. A cat would never tell you you look better in high heels.
Course not..he'd just trip you.

40. Cats are not intimidated by your accomplishments.
More money means more cat toys.

41. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t engage in power plays.
Don't need to..you are their slave aready.

42. Cats give you honest feedback. They don't believe in patronizing, especially when it comes to your work.
Your cat advises you on your job??? Unemployment looms.

43. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t have beer bellies.
Catnip ain't fattening.

45. You'll never hear a cat burp at the table.
My cats don't eat at the table.

46. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t pick their teeth with matchbox covers.
Cat's don't brush either and you don't whine about that.

47. A cat wont have a hemorrhage is you break your car.
Darn right..means no trips to the vet. And he's not expected to take the bus because YOU need his car while yours is being fixed.

48. A cat is never too busy to take a vacation.
From what,sleeping?

49. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t think daydreaming is a waste of time.
See above

50. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t get annoyed if you snap your gum
And that slant-eyed evil look means??



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You forgot

31. You never have to entertain your cats boss.

Of course, my cats are basically slackers: they lay around on the couch all day and let us support them.

You know, even through the first reading of that list I was thinking that whoever wrote the list didn't have cats, or if they do they aren't like MY cats . Some are true, but...

1. Cats love it when you fuss over them.
But they will claw your eyes out when they are done with you fussing over them. Men just huff.

4. A cat would never flirt with your friends. But I have heard of times where the cat will like your friends better than you.

7. Cats are never sarcastic. Have to agree with Kittyfoot on that one. (Besides, I think women pull the sarcastic card much more often than men do...)

10. Cats are loyal. They don't give their affection to just anyone who strokes them.
Some of them, maybe. Most cats are lap-sluts at heart.

12. Cats are easy to live with. Gotta go with Kittyfoot again on this one!

13. Cats love to cuddle. Some cats love to cuddle. Some cats will tear you to shreads!

18. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t hold a grudge. My personal favorite - They obviously don't know MY cat!

19. Cats are civilized. In most aspects, but I've never seen a man lick his butt when company comes over, either.

29. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t exaggerate the truth. They will if it gets them something they want! Ever seen a cat play the "I'm starving" card when you're cooking??

Number 20 is my favourite!! lol...