Oh, goody! Let's play Drown The Mouse! LOL (almost sounds sort of risque, doesn't it ... the kind of game they play at parties after all the strait-laced people go home)
A few weeks ago my youngest, Marnie, had this big brown LUMP in her water bowl when I got home from work. I took one look at it and terror gripped my heart. Omigod! She's thrown up in her water. Or, no, worse, she's forgotten herself and used it for a litterbox. Omigod! The biggest ugliest hairball in the world! What'll I do?
Then I knelt on the floor by the bowl, only to learn that, actually, it was a wadded-up knee high stocking that she'd been playing with.
Needless to say, Myopic Mommy has learned NOT to kick off knee-highs and leave them on the bedroom floor now. LOL