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So I get this email from a friend today and at first I thought one of her foster kitties did something to her just by the first sentence:

Umm, welll, there was a serious situation so serious i almost went blind, ya see, i was doing my usual daily Sunday activities when a what i believed to be a nonhuman green slimy nonexisting monster appeared. i was shocked i couldnt believe my eyes, i was terrified, i had to change my pants 3 times! (water pills) I/ thought everything was then okay when i heard a meow. Well, it was a meow from a cat, dogs cant meow! THEY BARK! you may have now just ruined the story because you thought it was a dog! GOSH! well lets try to patch things up, okay! well i walked into the scary slimy yucky dark terrifying computer room when i saw 2 cats, 1 was different the other one was different then the other cat so i assumed it wa them but when i turned around it was a terrifying experience for me! I was now standing in the presence of Mike Was Owe Ski <~lol, i dont think thats right! back to the story, we need to move forward ~> okay so he said AHHHH and scared me so much i didnt realize he was only doing his job but then right before my eyes i saw my good friend Sul E, o well if thats not right! but ne ways, i myself wanted to go hug him but this was strictly business, no huggin about it! So i then escorted them out of my door where they sne my door away, my heart was getting back to normal from its fright when i saw a little green lizard! I hate reptiles! AHHHH, good thing this wasnt a reptile, gotcha, u thought i was stupid! haha ok but this lizard was a sad lizard, knowone would switch to geico to save money on their car insurence, will you make him happy today and switch to GEICO!

Reading this email wont save you any money on your car insurence, nothing to do with it, silly lizard!
 
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lol she lost me too i am still confused lol
 
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Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

that one eyed monster thing is UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY!
LMAO
 

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lol i thought it was funny


for those of you who really dont get it is like the GEICO commercials they never make any sense well i am asuming thats the joke about it cuz it really didnt make any sense
 
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The only reason I posted this was because I thought someone could help me figure out why she sent me an email like this lol.. I know its suppose to be funny somehow.. Anyways I am sorry if I confused everyone
 

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No apologies necessary. The confusion was fun.

I love the curser trail at the Doggie Doodles Adoption site.
 

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It's all a recap of the "Monsters Inc" movie. The green one-eyed guys name is Mike Wazowski, Sulley is the other monster, Boo is the little girl telling the story and calls Sulley "Kitty". The lizards name is Randall, and he's a meanie in the movie. It's all a bit cryptic and stange but that's what i got out of it anyways!
 
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