You Know It's A Bad Day When...

lorie d.

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You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You see a '60 Minutes' news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put the clothes on you wore home from the party but find there aren't any.

Your twin brother forgot your birthday.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes from the city.

Your car horn accidently goes off and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angels along a deserted highway.

You wake to discover your waterbed has sprung a leak and then realize you don't have a waterbed.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You call your answering service and you're told to mind your own business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your tax refund check bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your pet rock snaps at you.

Your wife says "Good Morning Bill" and your name is George.
 

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Hahahahaa!!! Those are so funny!!! Loved the "bird singing outside your window is a vulture" one!!! Hahahahaha!!!
 

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:LOL: I kinda liked the bra on backwards one..that would sure start MY day off on a bad note :laughing2 :tounge2:
 

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You wake to discover your waterbed has sprung a leak and then realize you don't have a waterbed.

That is just too funny - thanks.
 
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