This guy gets sick and tired of his wife's cat, so one day when his wife isn't around, he puts the cat in the car and drives him twenty blocks away and dumps him. But when he arrives home, there's the cat, waiting for him!
So the next day, he drives the cat FORTY blocks away and dumps him. Sure enough, when he pulls into the driveway, there's the cat waiting for him.
He drives the cat even FARTHER next time, but the same thing happens again, and this goes on for several more days.
Finally, the guy's had it. He puts the cat in the car and drives A HUNDRED MILES AWAY, dumps him, and starts home.
Six hours later, he calls his wife and says, "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Well sure," she replies. "Of course he is. Why do you ask?"
"Put him on," says the guy. "I need directions."
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So the next day, he drives the cat FORTY blocks away and dumps him. Sure enough, when he pulls into the driveway, there's the cat waiting for him.
He drives the cat even FARTHER next time, but the same thing happens again, and this goes on for several more days.
Finally, the guy's had it. He puts the cat in the car and drives A HUNDRED MILES AWAY, dumps him, and starts home.
Six hours later, he calls his wife and says, "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Well sure," she replies. "Of course he is. Why do you ask?"
"Put him on," says the guy. "I need directions."
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