> > Good one!!
> >
> > Subject: The Silent Treatment
> >
> > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
> > each
> > other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he
> > would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
> > flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND
> > LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.
> >
> > The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
> > that
> > he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
> > wife
> > hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
> >
> > The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
> >
> > (MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS)
> >
> > Subject: The Silent Treatment
> >
> > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
> > each
> > other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he
> > would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
> > flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND
> > LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.
> >
> > The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
> > that
> > he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
> > wife
> > hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
> >
> > The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
> >
> > (MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS)
