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things that make you go hmmm

post #1 of 8
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These were in one of my email subscriptions. Some people shouldn't even have houseplants let alone animals.
I wonder how these people manage to get through the day.


It seems that the IAMS Pet Food has a team of pet professionals - a
group of thirty trained customer service reps who handle calls from
pet owners from al over the country. Of the 300,000, calls most are
simple and straightforward questions about the care and feeding of
their cats and dogs. But there are some questions that are just...
well - I don't want to say STUPID - so I'll be nice and use the
term "unconventional" instead. Here are a few of the team's favorite
calls they've received about cats:

My cat just came in from the garage and I was
wondering...how many calories are in a mouse?
-Cat owner, Omak, WA

I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be
before I can breed him?
--Cat owner, Colorado Springs, CO

What size litter box do I need to keep my cat comfy?
--Cat owner, Chicago, IL

How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband's
--Cat owner, Los Angeles, CA

My cat passed a stool on the indoor rug and it's
stuck in the vacuum cleaner. Any suggestions?
--Cat owner, Amarillo, TX

How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?
--Pet owner, Ephrata, WA

Do you know how to toilet train a cat?
--Cat owner, Ontario, Canada

I have three cats. Is it true that Eukanuba Cat
Food makes the poop smell better?
--Cat owner, Wentzville, MO

Where can I get a six-toed cat?
--Cat owner, El Paso, TX

I really like your paw print logo. Does Iams
have a tattoo?
--pet owner, North Tonawanda, NY

Strange but true! I wonder if any of these
folks have any (human) children? Heaven
help us!! Haha!

From - Kit's Kat Nips
post #2 of 8
Very funny!

Thanks for the laugh....geez, how dumb can ppl be?? Especially the one about the neutered cat!! Haha!
post #3 of 8
Scary isn't it?
post #4 of 8
This is scary, too: I actually know answers to some of those . . .
post #5 of 8
Ha! Those are really cute and funny too!
post #6 of 8
haha! Those are great! The one about breeding the neutered cat is my favorite!!! :LOL:
post #7 of 8
Yes, well, I was thinking of breeding my neutered kitty. He's so beautiful...JOKING!

What on earth did that person think getting your cat fixed was all about? Cosmetic surgery?
post #8 of 8
There you go . . . Let's just remove those ugly lumpy things from the back of the cat, it won't have any effect on his ability to make kittens later. Geez.
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