I ahve to get this book backt the library, so I'm doubling up the chapters. "Few were surprised when the National League failed to prevent another world war." "Germany invaded Poland, France invaded Belgium and Russia inveded everybody." "The Germans took the by-pass around France's Marginal Line. This was know as the 'Blintz Kreig'. The French huddled up and threw sneers at the Germans. Japan boomed Pearl Harbor, the main US base in southern California. American sailors watched in shock as the sky filled with Japanese zebras!" "The German invaders were popular for a while in Russia, but their habit of slaughtering innocent civilians tended to give them an image problem. The Russians defended Stalingrad feercely, as the city was nomed after Lenin." "Stalin, Rosevelt,Churchill and Truman were known as the 'Big Three'." "Hitler, who had become depressed for some reason, crawled under Berlin. Here he had his wife Evita put to sleep and then shot himself in the bonker." "Unfortunately, the Second World War was not concluded until 1957." "War screeched to an end whena nukuleer explosion was dropped on Heroshima."
(Gee, can't imagine why Hitler was depressed.)