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post #1 of 8
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I thought this was funy and wanted to share it with ya'll.(Southern Accent)

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his cha chas and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the concerned and confused homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the pit bull."

post #2 of 8
Good one.
post #3 of 8
Boy, if that doesn't just support the already bad reputation that pit bulls have.
post #4 of 8
I didn't look at it that way but I guess you may be right. Sorry.
post #5 of 8
As an animal lover/rescuer, well...
post #6 of 8
Originally Posted by dicknleah
I didn't look at it that way but I guess you may be right. Sorry.
The doggie love of my life was 1/2 pit, so I'm a bit sensative to it. That and Denver and Aurora have both banned them, and Commerce City is working on it...I just hate it because I know a lot of good dogs are getting a bad rap.
post #7 of 8
Oh I agree with you. I have known many wonderful pitties and it is sad what they have to endure. One of our counties is thinking of banning not just pits but Border Collies and others. I have two Borders and I just can't understand it.Bad owners are ruining the reputations and lives of these poor dogs. I think the owners should be banned.
post #8 of 8
I love it. I never heard that one!
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