Out of the mouth of babes

Kids Say The Darnest Things
>
>I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
>woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
>naked!
>As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the
>back
>seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
>__________
>
>My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
>dropped
>his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
>garbage.
>Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came
>out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little
>smile,
>"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few
>days ago."
>__________
>
>On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from
>his
>mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
>necessarily those of his parents."
>__________
>
>A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During
>her
>struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer
>the
>phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she
>added., "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
>hitting the bottle."
>__________
>
>I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my
>family eats a considerable amount of wild game. So much, in fact, that one
>evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table,
>my
>ten-year-old daughter looked up and said, "Boy, it sure would be nice if
>pizzas lived in the woods."
>__________
>
>A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat. "The secret," she
>said,
>"is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you
>try to zip it up."
>
>The boy looked at her quizzically..."Why does it have to be a secret?"
>__________
>When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for
>the first time. The queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling
>apples,
>and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned
>apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my
>daughter spoke up. "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."
>__________
>
>A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
>room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
>grabbing
>towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then
>asked, "What's the matter -- haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
>

Too, too cute I especially liked the note from the child on his first day of school "The opinions of this child are not necessarily those of the parents" :laughing: I think I'm going to do that when my very boisterous little guy starts school in September :LOL:

That's too funny! There have been a few times Kylee has come up with something like that and you can't help to smile!!

Mine is right there about the apple skins! I'm telling ya

too funny. Thanks for the giggle.

Kids say the cutest things sometimes. I love the one about the toothbrush lol.