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Out of the mouth of babes

post #1 of 6
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Kids Say The Darnest Things
>I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
>woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
>As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the
>seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
>My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
>his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
>Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came
>out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little
>"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few
>days ago."
>On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from
>mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
>necessarily those of his parents."
>A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During
>struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer
>phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she
>added., "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
>hitting the bottle."
>I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my
>family eats a considerable amount of wild game. So much, in fact, that one
>evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table,
>ten-year-old daughter looked up and said, "Boy, it sure would be nice if
>pizzas lived in the woods."
>A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat. "The secret," she
>"is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you
>try to zip it up."
>The boy looked at her quizzically..."Why does it have to be a secret?"
>When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for
>the first time. The queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling
>and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned
>apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my
>daughter spoke up. "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."
>A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
>room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
>towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then
>asked, "What's the matter -- haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
post #2 of 6
Too, too cute I especially liked the note from the child on his first day of school "The opinions of this child are not necessarily those of the parents" :laughing: I think I'm going to do that when my very boisterous little guy starts school in September :LOL:
post #3 of 6
That's too funny! There have been a few times Kylee has come up with something like that and you can't help to smile!!
post #4 of 6
Mine is right there about the apple skins! I'm telling ya
post #5 of 6
too funny. Thanks for the giggle.
post #6 of 6
Kids say the cutest things sometimes. I love the one about the toothbrush lol.
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