Things Heard in My Apt Since Adopting 2 Cats

1. What is that smell?

2. They like you better than me because I am the one who says "No."

3. Did you hear that? Go see what they're getting into.

4. I haven't heard anything for twenty minutes. Go see what they're getting into.

5. Can I just tie my shoe without you trying to kill it?

6. No, seriously, what's that smell?

7. Which one do you think peed in the shower?

8. Oh, hell, let's just put EVERYTHING on the top shelf.

9. Do they make trashcans with a locking mechanism?

10. Honey? Did you throw cotton balls all over the hallway?

11. We'll have to raise the toilet paper roll holder higher, I guess.

12. How did that get on the floor?

13. Did you notice the paw prints on top of the tv?

14. Why did we even bother buying cat toys?

15. I swear...we are NEVER having children.

16. I want my life back.

Oh yeah!

Take your pick - Cats or Kids. Sometimes there aren't that many differences.

BTW, you really don't want to know what that smell is...

Ah, the life with cats!!!

I know it's a little late but in my house since having Kitters you hear "How many times do I have to tell you not to leave your _______ in the middle of the kitchen floor!!" The blank is usually filled in with: Underwear, bra, sock, q-tip, or newspaper!