And the thing is, the kids are perfectly silent when they're doing that kind of stuff. So the parent thinks "Oh, finally, they're playing nicely together." Then when you go see what they've been up to, you have to pick yourself up off the floor.
Amy cut Adam's hair once because she had heard me tell Doug that Adam needed a haircut. She said she was just trying to help. Of course, we had church the next morning, so I had to run to the neighbor's house to get her to fix it for me - a very close buzz cut.