An elderly lady gets on an elevator. On her way up a really rich young lady in strong perfum gets on the elevator. She notices the old lady smelling the air and say "Channel 5, $100 an ounce." On another floor a similar lady gets on and the old lady smells the air, to which the young lady replies "Georgio, $100 an ounce." Again, a third lady gets on with fragrant perfume and announces nearly the same. Well the old lady gets to her floor, bends over and farts and before getting out of the elevators she says "Broccoli, 99 cents a pound."
Sorry if anyone finds this gross, I just couldn't resist!
Sorry if anyone finds this gross, I just couldn't resist!
