You might be a cat lover if........

Do you remember this one from last year? I really enjoyed it, so I'll start and see if anyone else missed the thread.

You might be a cat lover if--Just when you thought it was safe to walk around in bare feet-----PAWS!!!

...you find yourself keeping those rings from around the milk for your cats to play with. Oliver went batty when I shook one in front of him!

Since this is along the same lines, I am cutting and pasting a thread I started on another board a few months ago with this post:

Only a Cat.......
would step on your newspaper as you are reading it, crumple it up nice and good while she's doing her twisty thing trying to make it comfy enough to snooze on, and then rare her ears back and glare up at you because you won't get your knee out of her way!

...you refuse to make your bed in the morning because the cat is sleeping there
and it's just the cutest thing you've ever seen!!!!!

Originally posted by Whisky'sDad
...you find yourself keeping those rings from around the milk for your cats to play with. Oliver went batty when I shook one in front of him!

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Hey have you seen that cute cat food commercial where the lady is vacuuming around the milk lid ring? I love that one!!!!

You might be a cat lover if...you find yourself in deep conversation (meowing back and forth) to your cat in the middle of the night, because he/she is lonely... :laughing:

YOU MIGHT BE A CAT LOVER IF--- You always have a few scratches on your hand and arm, and if the world thinks you're crazy to let an animal do that to you.

Also You might be a cat lover if you know what it feels like to be a "launch pad."

Good one! Not to mention the scratches on your legs!! My kitten Milo, loves to "climb" me like a tree...OW!!!!

-You buy a $1000 cat tree for your babies, but walk everywhere because you "can't afford a car."
-You know exactly when your cat's next vaccinations are due, and what they are, and what they do, but can't remember the date of your last period when your doctor asks.
-You get a Brita filter because your cat doesn't like your tap water.
-You chop and cook your cat fresh, human-grade food daily, but when it is mealtime for you, it's a box of mac-n-cheese.

You grow catnip just to make sure the babies have a constant supply.

You learn to type around cat paws, and tail.

You let your arm(or leg) go to sleep so the cat is not disturbed.

I can really relate to that last one! I am so used to having no feeling in my foot!

You might be a cat lover if: One of your cats dislikes you, so you treat it especially well. (It didn't work; she was just a gold digger who loved my kids and only came to me when I was eating. I was the only one who would share!)

Debby,

When I saw that commercial, I thought it was so precious!!! The next time I got milk, I thought of it and threw it to Oliver. Now it is hiding somewhere and he will have to wait until I open the next gallon.

Keith

Keith, I think I will have to try it now!

My cats love the milk lid rings and the lids. Sometimes they start to eat the rings, so I feel like the lids are safer.

Your cats get more room in the bed then you do.

You give more affection to your cat then your spouse.