:laughing2 An ugly, old crone finds a magic lamp and releases the genie inside. "I will grant you three wishes," says the genie. "First, I want to be young and beautiful," wishes the woman. ZAP! She's gorgeous. "Second, I want to be rich." BOOM! She is showered with gold, cash and jewels. "Third, turn my old cat, Tom, into the most handsome man, in the world, loving only me." POOF! Tom becomes a tall, blue-eyed blonde man. The genie disappears. The woman says, "Oh, Tom, we're going to have a wonderful life, together." Tom looks at her and says, "Now, aren't you sorry that you had me neutered?"
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