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I am Canadian!

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I apologize in advance to my many American friends, but this is to funny not to share!

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."

Thanks Team Canada!!
post #2 of 7
bwahahahah hahahah ROTFLMAO :tounge2:
post #3 of 7
Tee hee hee. I'll have to forward that one.
Hey, Adrienne, we're both (North) Americans! It's just that you're a Canadian and I'm a United Stater .
post #4 of 7
I have to say...thats a good one
post #5 of 7
Thanks for the daily laugh Adrienne...I'm beginning to depend on you !!! :LOL:
post #6 of 7
Good one!!! :LOL:
post #7 of 7
That's a good one! How did I miss this for so long?
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