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Fish tale

post #1 of 6
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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to
fish at the crack of dawn and the wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided
to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife
decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and
returned to reading her book.

Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replied ... as she thought to herself, duh - isn't it

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can
also think.
post #2 of 6
Good one, Hissy!
post #3 of 6
I'll have to pass that one along.
post #4 of 6
Ha! Smart woman!! Good one!
post #5 of 6
That was great LOL! :laughing:
post #6 of 6
Woman wins battle of wits - yaa!
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