"So yeah, my mom gave me a bath tonight. Heh. They didn't even know I could screech that loud. Do they NOT understand that cats HATE baths? I'd MUCH rather stay stinky for the rest of my life."
"I look pathetic now. Downright awful. My mom keeps laughing at me and reminding me that God has quite a sense of humor. Yeah, we'll see who's laughing when I have a path of toilet paper strung through every inch of this house tomorrow morning."
"Just look at this scrawny little wet leg. WHY did she do this to me??"
"Ya know what Toskey had the audacity to say? 'What the heck happened to YOU?' The big, dry oaf."
"Oh yeah...and THEN he had the gall to mumble, 'That's it. I can no longer acknowledge you, wet and pathetic, as my brother.' He is such a snob."
"At least my whiskers are dry."
"See these demon eyes, Mom? Be afraid. Be very, very afraid."
"I look pathetic now. Downright awful. My mom keeps laughing at me and reminding me that God has quite a sense of humor. Yeah, we'll see who's laughing when I have a path of toilet paper strung through every inch of this house tomorrow morning."
"Just look at this scrawny little wet leg. WHY did she do this to me??"
"Ya know what Toskey had the audacity to say? 'What the heck happened to YOU?' The big, dry oaf."
"Oh yeah...and THEN he had the gall to mumble, 'That's it. I can no longer acknowledge you, wet and pathetic, as my brother.' He is such a snob."
"At least my whiskers are dry."
"See these demon eyes, Mom? Be afraid. Be very, very afraid."
