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Singles ad (how funny!)

post #1 of 20
Thread Starter 
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....



Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
post #2 of 20
Ha ha!! I hope someone adopted her after all of that!
post #3 of 20
Thread Starter 
hehehe me too
post #4 of 20
I always enjoying reading that, heh!
post #5 of 20
Oh that is tooo funny and toooo cute! I hope she got a real good home! (I think I want her!)
post #6 of 20
So cute!
post #7 of 20
Wow.

15,000 morons.
post #8 of 20
Thread Starter 
hehehehehe
post #9 of 20

That's cute.

I remember seeing a personal ad in the local newspaper that was very interesting...

It was in the "woman seeking man" section. That woman described herself as very loving, caring and neutering.

I doubt she got many calls.
post #10 of 20
That is too cute!!!
post #11 of 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoggy
Wow.

15,000 morons.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote:
Originally Posted by marie-p

That's cute.

I remember seeing a personal ad in the local newspaper that was very interesting...

It was in the "woman seeking man" section. That woman described herself as very loving, caring and neutering.

I doubt she got many calls.
DOUBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
post #12 of 20
I`m smiling really BIG! That was cute!
Linda
post #13 of 20
Love it!!!!!!!!! LOL
post #14 of 20
I think its a really clever way to get people to call the shelter. I mean whatever works right?
post #15 of 20
HEHEHEHEHEH I like that one!! There was also a really good one:

A man in London on a business trip away from his wife and children for months, found himself really in need of "female company" one night. Now he wasn't a man to pick up a hooker - he was married for goodness sake - but he needed to hear a loving voice and he also didn't really want to call home because he knew that his wife would already be asleep. He ponders this situation on a walk back to his hotel - he stops halfway there, intending to call a cab to take him the rest of the way. Now anyone who has been in a London telephone booth, knows that they're plastered on the insides with adverts for sex-chat hotlines. Seeing this as a "viable option" and with lots of spare change in his pockets... he picked one and dialled. On the other end of the phone came not a sexy purr of a voice whispering sweet nothings, but a harsh voice complaining about "when are you going to fix that door? I thought I told you to take out the garbage! The dishes aren't done - why not? You're late home, I thought I told you to call if you were going to work late again....." etc etc etc.

Now bizarrely enough, his business-man mind kicked in - and he spotted that this was false advertising - and so proceeded to call the police and complain.

He was told, quite unabashedly, that that was what he got for calling a chat-line called "Hear me moan".



I'm afraid to tell you, that this is not only extremely funny - but also true.
post #16 of 20
That's hialrious!!

I wonder if she or any animals got adopted that way.
post #17 of 20
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LilleKat
HEHEHEHEHEH I like that one!! There was also a really good one:

A man in London on a business trip away from his wife and children for months, found himself really in need of "female company" one night. Now he wasn't a man to pick up a hooker - he was married for goodness sake - but he needed to hear a loving voice and he also didn't really want to call home because he knew that his wife would already be asleep. He ponders this situation on a walk back to his hotel - he stops halfway there, intending to call a cab to take him the rest of the way. Now anyone who has been in a London telephone booth, knows that they're plastered on the insides with adverts for sex-chat hotlines. Seeing this as a "viable option" and with lots of spare change in his pockets... he picked one and dialled. On the other end of the phone came not a sexy purr of a voice whispering sweet nothings, but a harsh voice complaining about "when are you going to fix that door? I thought I told you to take out the garbage! The dishes aren't done - why not? You're late home, I thought I told you to call if you were going to work late again....." etc etc etc.

Now bizarrely enough, his business-man mind kicked in - and he spotted that this was false advertising - and so proceeded to call the police and complain.

He was told, quite unabashedly, that that was what he got for calling a chat-line called "Hear me moan".



I'm afraid to tell you, that this is not only extremely funny - but also true.
LOL...
post #18 of 20
That's so funny - I really enjoyed that one!
post #19 of 20
Those are all pretty funny! Hope the dog found a good home.
post #20 of 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by LilleKat
HEHEHEHEHEH I like that one!! There was also a really good one:

A man in London on a business trip away from his wife and children for months, found himself really in need of "female company" one night. Now he wasn't a man to pick up a hooker - he was married for goodness sake - but he needed to hear a loving voice and he also didn't really want to call home because he knew that his wife would already be asleep. He ponders this situation on a walk back to his hotel - he stops halfway there, intending to call a cab to take him the rest of the way. Now anyone who has been in a London telephone booth, knows that they're plastered on the insides with adverts for sex-chat hotlines. Seeing this as a "viable option" and with lots of spare change in his pockets... he picked one and dialled. On the other end of the phone came not a sexy purr of a voice whispering sweet nothings, but a harsh voice complaining about "when are you going to fix that door? I thought I told you to take out the garbage! The dishes aren't done - why not? You're late home, I thought I told you to call if you were going to work late again....." etc etc etc.

Now bizarrely enough, his business-man mind kicked in - and he spotted that this was false advertising - and so proceeded to call the police and complain.

He was told, quite unabashedly, that that was what he got for calling a chat-line called "Hear me moan".



I'm afraid to tell you, that this is not only extremely funny - but also true.

TOO funny - this seems like the perfect smilie to go with this story! -->
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