Singles ad (how funny!)

Originally Posted by Zoggy

Wow.

15,000 morons.

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Originally Posted by marie-p

That's cute.

I remember seeing a personal ad in the local newspaper that was very interesting...

It was in the "woman seeking man" section. That woman described herself as very loving, caring and neutering.

I doubt she got many calls.

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Originally Posted by LilleKat

HEHEHEHEHEH I like that one!! There was also a really good one:

A man in London on a business trip away from his wife and children for months, found himself really in need of "female company" one night. Now he wasn't a man to pick up a hooker - he was married for goodness sake - but he needed to hear a loving voice and he also didn't really want to call home because he knew that his wife would already be asleep. He ponders this situation on a walk back to his hotel - he stops halfway there, intending to call a cab to take him the rest of the way. Now anyone who has been in a London telephone booth, knows that they're plastered on the insides with adverts for sex-chat hotlines. Seeing this as a "viable option" and with lots of spare change in his pockets... he picked one and dialled. On the other end of the phone came not a sexy purr of a voice whispering sweet nothings, but a harsh voice complaining about "when are you going to fix that door? I thought I told you to take out the garbage! The dishes aren't done - why not? You're late home, I thought I told you to call if you were going to work late again....." etc etc etc.

Now bizarrely enough, his business-man mind kicked in - and he spotted that this was false advertising - and so proceeded to call the police and complain.

He was told, quite unabashedly, that that was what he got for calling a chat-line called "Hear me moan".



I'm afraid to tell you, that this is not only extremely funny - but also true.

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Originally Posted by LilleKat

HEHEHEHEHEH I like that one!! There was also a really good one:

A man in London on a business trip away from his wife and children for months, found himself really in need of "female company" one night. Now he wasn't a man to pick up a hooker - he was married for goodness sake - but he needed to hear a loving voice and he also didn't really want to call home because he knew that his wife would already be asleep. He ponders this situation on a walk back to his hotel - he stops halfway there, intending to call a cab to take him the rest of the way. Now anyone who has been in a London telephone booth, knows that they're plastered on the insides with adverts for sex-chat hotlines. Seeing this as a "viable option" and with lots of spare change in his pockets... he picked one and dialled. On the other end of the phone came not a sexy purr of a voice whispering sweet nothings, but a harsh voice complaining about "when are you going to fix that door? I thought I told you to take out the garbage! The dishes aren't done - why not? You're late home, I thought I told you to call if you were going to work late again....." etc etc etc.

Now bizarrely enough, his business-man mind kicked in - and he spotted that this was false advertising - and so proceeded to call the police and complain.

He was told, quite unabashedly, that that was what he got for calling a chat-line called "Hear me moan".



I'm afraid to tell you, that this is not only extremely funny - but also true.

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