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Everything has a gender.......

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I don't usually share emails but I thought this was pretty funny-

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
! anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
post #2 of 11

Those are great...!!
post #3 of 11
I have to share this one!
post #4 of 11
muahahahahahaha love it love it love it!!!
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post #6 of 11
I'll have to send this to my mom, she'll love it!!
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post #8 of 11
Very true.
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post #10 of 11
I love this one! Good read for my DH I think! Epecially that pushing wrong bottons one!
post #11 of 11
I've seen that here a few times but it never fails to make me laugh!
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