I thought it might be kind of fun to start a thread that we could keep
adding pet jokes to.
A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, she's dragging a wet rabbit
on a leash. The rabbit does NOT want to be there. "Sit Fluffy," she
says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another
customer's lap, getting water all over him. "I said SIT,
now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy, wet
already, squats in the middle of the room and pees. The woman,
mortally embarrassed, shouts, "Darn it Fluffy, will you behave?!"
Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the
office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of
the flabbergasted customers and says, "Pardon me, I've just washed my
hare, and can't do a thing with it!"