A quiz.

adymarie

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a "professional."

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

















The correct answer is:

Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?











Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Wrong Answer!

Correct Answer:

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous

actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?








Correct Answer:

The Elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?








Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
 

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In question #1, I think they forgot to mention that you have to fold the giraffe in half because his neck is so long
 

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Sunlion, I also thought you had to bend the giraffe and put him in the refrigerator.

For the one on the river, I thought that I had to be ontop of the elephant and crossed it. So I got them all wrong!
 
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