Death Row in Women's Prison
> Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead,
> and
> one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner
> asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner
> shouts,
> "Ready! Aim..."
> Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
>
> Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she
> escapes.
>
> The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has
> any
> last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
>
> Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
>
> Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
>
> By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and
>
> the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the
> executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
>
> And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
> Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead,
> and
> one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner
> asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner
> shouts,
> "Ready! Aim..."
> Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
>
> Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she
> escapes.
>
> The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has
> any
> last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
>
> Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
>
> Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
>
> By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and
>
> the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the
> executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
>
> And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"