Another blonde joke

Seems to be no shortage of these lately.......


This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in
the ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER!"

LOL! Thats too funny! Sounds just like a blonde (no offense to blondes who aren't like this).

Very funny.:laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2

OK, here's another one: A blonde boards na airplane and sits in first class. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells her, "You are supposed to be in coach." Blondie says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm flying first class to New York." After some more back and forth, with no succes, the attendant calls for the captain. He explains to the blonde that she has to move back to coach. She reiterates, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm flying first class to New York." The captain leans down and whispers in her ear. Blondie says, "Oh, that makes a difference." and moves to coach. "What did you tell her?" asked the flight attendant. The captain replied, "I told her that first class doesn't go to New York." :tounge2:

:LOL: Another zinger...so glad I'm a brunette!!

Thanks, for the reply, Melissa. Actually, I AM a blonde (at least, this week) As long as L'Oreal stays in business, my mane is subject to change, without notice. Maybe, next time, I'll become a redhead, like my cat, Opie!

:LOL: I know what you mean, I haven't had my natural hair color for 7 years!! I really am naturally a brunette though- sort of reddish brown. Right now though, my hair is jet black! I love it this color, it makes my eyes appear lighter green than they are. The closest to blonde I've ever come was about 3 years ago when I had blonde highlights in my then light brown hair.

I have been all colours under the rainbow (accidently went green once). I have been blonde, red, orange, auburn etc. For the 1st time in years I am back to a nice naturally highlight brown. It was difficult to get used to, but my hair is much healthier now.