Secret Santa Hints - (The All-in-One Version)

Originally Posted by snosrap5

I know a way around the weight and the shipping charges. I will just have to embroider one for you! Still creepy but not as heavy!

One embroidered gnome coming up!!!

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Yikes, You could make a toaster cozy out of it!

Toaster cozy

The things I could make are endless.
Lets see:

1. gnome knickers
2. gnome baby blankets
3. gnome curtains

Originally Posted by captiva

Toaster cozy

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Whew, I don't have a toaster....

Originally Posted by snosrap5

The things I could make are endless.
Lets see:

1. gnome knickers
2. gnome baby blankets
3. gnome curtains

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Oooh, Susan would love a pair of the gnome knickers!

Originally Posted by AbbysMom

Whew, I don't have a toaster....

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How about coasters? I could make you a set of 4?

How about a gnome tea cozy?

What about a little gnome home? Kinda like a doll house...except creepier.

Danielle!!!!!! I am blaming this all on YOU!!!!!

Karen is a closet "Gnomie"!!!!! I hired a detective to take a pic of her yard and look what he emailed me!!!

Originally Posted by captiva

Karen is a closet "Gnomie"!!!!!

I hired a detective to take a pic of her yard and look what he emailed me!!!

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Originally Posted by captiva

Karen is a closet "Gnomie"!!!!!

I hired a detective to take a pic of her yard and look what he emailed me!!!

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Maybe we need a Gnomies Anonymous thread - just for Karen and Danielle!!

Would that be a 24 step program instead of a 12 step program since the gnomes legs are so short? (insert groan here.)

Originally Posted by goosehazel

Would that be a 24 step program instead of a 12 step program since the gnomes legs are so short? (insert groan here.)

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Ooh! Would Danielle accept a CHOCOLATE gnome? Hmmm?

Originally Posted by gemlady

Ooh! Would Danielle accept a CHOCOLATE gnome? Hmmm?

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Probably give her indigestion.

Originally Posted by rapunzel47

Probably give her indigestion.

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Originally Posted by gemlady

Ooh! Would Danielle accept a CHOCOLATE gnome? Hmmm?

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who said chocolate? oh Jan you know me too well.

seriously whats happening here? I leave to have a sleep for a few hours and now we are talking gnome toaster cosy's? gnome knickers?

I dont see how you can blame this on me Karen - its the middle of the night here and I WAS sleeping

TO MY SECRET SANTA - I REALLY REALLY HATE GNOMES!!!!