oh my god..... tooo funny...... tee hee...:Bigmouth:
:LOL: and DON'T try to tell me you've never experienced at least one of these
TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN:
19 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT - YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN
1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up
in the ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.
4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look more like
Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and
carry on eating.
6. You start crying. (oh yea.....)
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start
work.
8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table
and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. You've forgotten where you live.
12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the
cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by
giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no
longer taste the gin or vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like
pizza.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this
the wrong way but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on
it.
17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they
really want to.
TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN:
19 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT - YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN
1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up
in the ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.
4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look more like
Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and
carry on eating.
6. You start crying. (oh yea.....)
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start
work.
8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table
and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. You've forgotten where you live.
12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the
cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by
giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no
longer taste the gin or vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like
pizza.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this
the wrong way but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on
it.
17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they
really want to.
