Warning Will Robinson!

Hey - It's almost the weekend, right?

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer
and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol... may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends
want to SMASH YOUR HEAD in with a rock.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to
thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose
species and/or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some
really, really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an
influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes
large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.


TEE HEE! CHEERS! :tounge2:

To funny! (heeheehee)

Why do they always put out these warnings too late?

Cause they're arse's. I like the new pharmacutical comercials...think of all the side affects it's going to cause...who's going to ask their doctor's about the stupid pill or whatever they're pimpin'! :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2

Oh wow...I LOVED that!!!! I will have to pass that one on to a few friends! Too cute!!