Funny Ha Ha

My friend sent this - too funny and too TRUE!

Subject: Dogs & Lightbulbs

This is for you dog lovers out there....

How many dogs does it take to change a light
bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day
is young, we've got our whole Lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.

BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and ...

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle....

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light
bulb?

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I
am not one of THEM. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some light in here?

:tounge2: :tounge2: :tounge2:

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Yup - that sounds like some of the dogs & definately all of the cats I know!