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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and
is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of

YAWN: An honest Opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character
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That is SO cute!!!
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Consultant..a person who knows 15,000 ways to make love but doesn't know any members of the opposite sex.
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Where are you guys getting these! hahaha!

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