She's a PHLEBOTOMIST!!

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What an impressive group of professions we have represented!
I've noticed that none are proficient in the janitorial arts, however. Too bad.
I know folks who'd pay lots of money for help with the housework!
 

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barnaby would be a food taster, reggie a hunter nothing that creeps crawls or flies is safe from him,and reggie hes a proffesional mummys boy
 

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My Drama Queens are actresses of course!

I could see Eponine starring in sappy romance movies because she could just sit there and pout. Cosette would star in comedies and dramas....she could be the next Sean William Scott (AKA Stiffler from American Pie)!
 

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Noah is a masseuse (he climbs on my pillow and massages my scalp, shoulders & neck). Bella thinks she's a dog (retrieves toys and growls like one). She's also a circus star (can do the craziest stunts). Molly is a super model - a bit prissy, loves to pose, and is known to be bulimic (woofs her food then vomits). Morrell is my body guard (even though he's a coward). If someone that he doesn't know or like is in our driveway he growls (then runs).
 

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Simba could definately be in the Circus, doing high wire stunts and gymnastics. This boy can climb and get into the highest places, not to mention he can walk across the shower rod. With one jump he can go from the floor to the top of a door and walk from one door to another.

Shane is just lazy and he loves to eat. If there was a job as a professional eater, it would be Shanes perfect occupation.

SunLee is just very graceful and very beautiful. If she liked to have her picture taken, I'd say she could be a model, but she really doesn't like to have her picture taken. So, I guess her best job is to be my beautiful girl.
 

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Oliver would definitely be an opera singer, because he's got one big, loud voice!
Emma would be an Olympic sprinter--she's always tearing around at the speed of light!
 

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Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

What an impressive group of professions we have represented!
I've noticed that none are proficient in the janitorial arts, however. Too bad.
I know folks who'd pay lots of money for help with the housework!
I beg to differ!!! Kitters would be a Maid. If she has a hair ball on the floor, she will "clean it up" for momma and daddy by scratching and putting a sock, or piece of paper, or anything she can get her paws on to cover it up with. And if you don't realize she's done it right away she'll scratch near it everytime she walks by. She's even pulled paper off the front of the fridge to cover it up with!!! She's an OCD clean freak!!! LOL
 

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Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

What an impressive group of professions we have represented!
I've noticed that none are proficient in the janitorial arts, however. Too bad.
I know folks who'd pay lots of money for help with the housework!
Does cleaning out cobwebs with the whiskers count?
 

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Simon is my personal guard cat. He is always in the same room, even sitting outside the bathroom if I DARE to close the door.

Max is a specialist in recognizance and covert operations, usually involving something he should not be doing!
 
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Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

This morning it finally dawned on me what Grace's extra talent is - drawing blood! She can't be a nurse because she lacks any kind of tender bed-side manner. But, boy, can she create punctures in human flesh.


Oh, and in case you're interested, Emma's our reigning Beauty Queen.
I was sharing this thread with my husband who disagrees with my career selection for our girls. He says that Grace is, most definately, a Samurai. She's really tough and always gets her way and is not afraid to resort to violence with her "swords". Emma is a Ninja because she's been sneaky and hard to catch since day one. He reminded me that he named her after Mrs. Emma Peel of The Avengers - one beautiful, yet tough, cookie.
 

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Wow I thought it would be hard to think of what Emmett's job would be, but it came to me right away.

Lacky to a mob boss. He'll make you talk by head butting you into submission. Its a talent I'm sure. How do you think he gets the treats? I'm sure he'll break my nose one day.
 

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Zakk would be an exterminator. No bug, great or small will survive his wrath. Rocky... he is a perpetual child- always catching cold and needs nursing back to health, whines when he can't go outside with you, needy for attention, and clumsy.
 

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Originally Posted by laureen227

i've thought about this all weekend, & decided that Cable is a proctologist!
I hope you mean a cat proctologist! Or does she go around investgating your rear?
 

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Reilly would make a really good goalie. When I play ball with him, I can toss the ball his way and he'll use his paws and mouth to catch it. I usually can't get one by him either so he's pretty good!
 
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