She's a PHLEBOTOMIST!!

One of my babies, Edgar, is really a racoon! He eats anything - ANYTHING - edible, and has proven himself a pro at ripping though cereal boxes, even sealed ones. And he has no front claws! So, I don't know what human job he would have, but he seems to be fitting the racoon bill quite nicely.

I say to him, "if I had wanted a racoon, I would have bought one..." He didn't even eat tuna when he was younger!

Originally Posted by blueberrybeth

One of my babies, Edgar, is really a racoon!

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Oh, no! Does he feel compelled to rinse his food off in the water dish before he eats it?
Sounds like you'll be stocking up on Rubbermaid storage products. . .
(Grace is just as bad. I have to keep unopened bags of cat food in the car. We keep our cereal on top of the 'fridge.)

Let's see...
QT would be a gardener. She loves to dig holes outside. And plant (you know what)
Wawa is very inquisitive and not afraid to experiment with new finds. So I guess a scientist?
Skinny definitely belongs in show business, particularly on a Broadway stage!
Joji is enjoying her retirement pension.

Joshua would be some sort of supervisor. He loves to watch over me while I'm studying. He doesn't interfere or help in any way. Just watches to make sure I do my work.
He's also a door man (always comes to the door when I get home) and supplies the background music all day long.

Kinah is a professional alarm clock. She makes sure I don't sleep too much by making as much noise as possible at 5am every morning.
She also hoped for a career as a food shreder (especially bread) but I put a stop to it by storing my bread in the cupboard.

Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

Oh, no!

Does he feel compelled to rinse his food off in the water dish before he eats it?

Sounds like you'll be stocking up on Rubbermaid storage products. . .
(Grace is just as bad. I have to keep unopened bags of cat food in the car. We keep our cereal on top of the 'fridge.)

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Ah, yes. No rinsing food though. For a while there he was dropping his toys in the water dish...fortunately that stopped.

Here's another one...Noble, one of our rescues, is called "kitty 911" because he is so concerned with the well being of my hubby and I, and of the other cats. He hears a loud meow or crying or whatever, he comes running, and will literally fawn over you until you stop making that noise! One time, I was bawling and Dave was sitting next to me. Noble comes running up and starts trilling in my face, and looking at dave like "what did you do to her?"

I'd call him a Social worker. "What's wrong honey?"

I think Cupid would be model/philanthropist because he loves getting his picture taken and he has a kind, caring heart and loves people. He might be a therapist on the side, too.

My 4 are just bums!

Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

My 4 are just bums!

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I've got this vision of Susie sending her cats out to the streetcorner to beg for change!
Let's see. . .
Tiggie'll play the guitar while Petals dances. Bailey can just look cute to elicit sympathy. That leaves Trixie to tend to the money.

Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

I've got this vision of Susie sending her cats out to the streetcorner to beg for change!

Let's see. . .
Tiggie'll play the guitar while Petals dances. Bailey can just look cute to elicit sympathy. That leaves Trixie to tend to the money.

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Love it Amie!

Max would be a thief! My pony tail holders, socks, bags, newspaper, lovin'... whatever he can weasle out of you! ) He's my sweet man!! Oh, and he's also the resident back scratcher!

My cats are bums too!

Aristotle is into demolition.

my big desexed boy Elmo would be a model! he's such a poser!

my Sophie girl would be a clown, she's sooooo cheeky!

Opie is a birdwatcher. He spends hours, sitting at windows and doors, watching birds.

Rowdy is an opera singer. She is, by far, the most vocal of my cats.

Buddy is a throw pillow. 'Nuff said.

Ophelia is our little nurse. Always has been. She has excellent bedside manner. And she will barely leave your side if you are sick. We always know if we are really ill or if it's just a passing thing by how Ophelia reacts to us.

Trent is a little harder to pin down. Maybe a gigilo? He's such a lap ****!

Kandie is also a phelbotomist...17 yrs on the job

Zoey is a tracker / would be a great FBI agent

Gigi is well a r5ich girl who orders her food and walks

Sunny would have to definitely qualify for Bunny Impersonation. Her fur has the EXACT feel of a rabbit's fur...and she's a VERY bouncy little girl.

I think Hobbes would have to be a male model/actor. He's absolutely adorable, and so GOOD at puttin on the charm when it suits him. He would also make a good counselor...he's very sympathetic when he knows someone's upset/crying. He'll FORCE you to pet him and won't leave you alone until you've stopped crying.