Great quotes....

There's been lots of posts lately about TV shows and movies and stuff....so I got to thinking about quotes from those shows that have made you laugh, cry etc etc....

What are some of your favourites??

Here's a few that pop to mind...

The Princess Bride:
`My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die'.

Withnail and I:
`I am preparing myself to forgive you...'

Arrested Development
`Those homosexuals are so flamboyant. They make me want to set myself on fire!'
`Hmm I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again'
`There's always money in the banana stand!'

The Young Ones
Rik: `I think Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a hamster'
Vyvyan: `Ok, I'll change it then...Hello Cliff Richard'
Rik: `&*^%$#@!!!!'

A couple more from The Princess Bride:

"That word, I don't thinka it means what you think it means."

"I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using?"

"He's been mostly dead all day..."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail has some good quotes:

"Run away!"

"African swallow or European swallow?"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"I'm not dead! I think I'll go for a walk! I feel happy!"

"She turned me into a newt!" (pause while everyone looks at the very un-newtlike peasant) "I got better ..."

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Originally Posted by katspixiedust

Here's one of my faves from Princess Bride:

"Incontheivable!!!"

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That's a good one...The princess bride has alot of great quotes in it!


I know there are a few quotes from other movies that I enjoy but I can't think of them at the moment!

Finding Nemo

Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy

King Arthur

Lancelot: You look frightened. There's a large number of lonely men out there.
Guinevere: Don't worry, I won't let them rape you

thats all I can think of right now. =D

Originally Posted by katspixiedust

Here's one of my faves from Princess Bride:

"Incontheivable!!!"

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hey there is a new show on NBC called that

I love that movie!!!

One of my fav movie quotes is from Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men when he says (as the hits play on his car radio) when he is given bad news, "and the hits just keep on comin'). I often think that when I am faced with bad news vis a vis a patient or in my own life not at work. One of my all time fav movies is Love Story and for yrs I had that poster "Love Means Never having to say you're sorry". Sappy and gives away my age but there it is, lol

Monty Python:

"Nee!!"
--From the knights that now formerly said 'nee'.


And my husband's favorite when he's at a stop sign...

"I TOTALLY paused!"

From Clueless, as Alicia Silverstone COMPLETELY runs a stop sign. LOL!!

From "A Fish Called Wanda":

"Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "


From UHF:

the "Spatula City" song:
"Spatula City. We sell spatulas. And that's all."


Simpsons:

So many quotes from that episode where the space aliens take the place of presidential candidates and run for elections:

Homer (to the aliens): "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

Ken: "Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of president Clinton?"
Bob Dole: "It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way your planet is doomed. DOOOOOMED!!"
Ken: "Well, a surprisingly frank response there from Senator Bob Dole."

Bill Clinton: "When I was young, I dreamed of being a baseball. But today I say we must move forward, not backward, upwards, not forward and always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom."

Bob Dole: "The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again."

And the best final line ever:
(after humanity is enslaved by the newly elected alien Kang)
Homer: "Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."

From "The Wedding Date"

And then it hit me... I'd rather be fighting with you, then making love with anyone else.

From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Its just a flesh wound!!!

A Christmas Story: "Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." and "Fra-gee-lay", must be Italian." and "Has anyone seen Flick?"
Billy Madison: "Stop looking at me swan!" and "No milk will ever be our milk."
Forrest Gump: "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." and "Boy, your mama sure does care about your education." hehe