Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain
to?
If you had a million Shakespeare's, would they write like a monkey?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why do they call it life insurance?
Is Lever 2000 soap Y2K compliant?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that
said: Quit while you're ahead?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell
them to go?
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?' - George Carlin
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand
words, how dangerous is a fax?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
After heat killed bad germs, where do they go?
Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely then can't go
to hell, for the heat would kill them again(?)...
When it rains, how come cows don't knock on the farmer's door and say,
"Hey, let us in, we're all wearing leather out here!"
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
What's the speed of dark?
If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow,
....how cold will it be?
May I refuse to inherit the earth?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're
planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
:laughing2
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain
to?
If you had a million Shakespeare's, would they write like a monkey?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why do they call it life insurance?
Is Lever 2000 soap Y2K compliant?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that
said: Quit while you're ahead?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell
them to go?
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?' - George Carlin
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand
words, how dangerous is a fax?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
After heat killed bad germs, where do they go?
Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely then can't go
to hell, for the heat would kill them again(?)...
When it rains, how come cows don't knock on the farmer's door and say,
"Hey, let us in, we're all wearing leather out here!"
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
What's the speed of dark?
If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow,
....how cold will it be?
May I refuse to inherit the earth?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're
planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
:laughing2
