Pick Up Lines...

I don't think I've ever heard any of these!! Boy, these are seriously bad!! hahaha!!: :laughing2 :laughing2

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I
just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."

Wink. I'll do the rest.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet?

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.

Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like
pizza?

(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

If I were bread, would you be my butter?

You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!

My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

"I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been
drinking?"

Get your coat girl, you've scored!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?

'Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?' -
Robert Charles Benchley

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

If I were God, all of my angels would look like you.


EEEEWWWW!!! HAHA!

Adding a couple more here: :laughing2


My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?

Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?

Is that a ladder up your stocking or a stairway to heaven?

Are you wearing lipstick? well mind if a taste it?

Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what
to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning..

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer
together.

Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for
Christmas.

Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*

Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right
now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's
running a hour early again"

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!

You are a naughty boy... go to my room!

I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that
cheap motel room.

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in
your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the
most beautiful things in the world.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.


YIKES! haha! :laughing2

A young man is sitting alone in a bar when he sees a pretty lady alone in another booth. He gets up,walks over and says,"Excuse me Miss,I see we're both alone here tonight and I kinda wondered if you would have one dance with me." Well she unloads on him big time.."How DARE you come over here bothering me" she screams "Can't a woman have a quiet drink without some MAN pestering her?" "Get away from me you dirty pervert!!!"

The poor guy slinks back to his booth and tries to hide from the angry stares of the other customers. Now soon the lady in question feels a bit guilty. So she walks over to him,bends down and softly says "I'm terribly sorry,you were just being nice and I had no right to embarass you that way. If you like i will have that dance and a drink with you."

The young man looks deep into her eyes,a smile creeps over his face and...he leaps to his feet and ROARS.."What?? 50 bucks????"

A shorter joke...Klink thinks he's amusing.:blubturq: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Originally posted by Catarina77777
I don't think I've ever heard any of these!!

Boy, these are seriously bad!! hahaha!!: :laughing2 :laughing2

EEEEWWWW!!! HAHA!

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Originally posted by Colonelklink
Which one did I use on you?

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ummmm...did I miss something here?

Originally posted by Catarina77777


I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in
your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

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Now that is a brilliant pick up line if I ever heard one! Definately "A" for effort.

they are soooo funny. here are a couple lines that have been used on me - and no none of them scored

1) i lost my phone number can I have yours please

2) Can I stay with you tonight so I can share your toothbrush.

there are a few more but they are rather crass and all got a slap

I must say the licking the sleeve and saying lets get you outta these wet clothes is rather cute

Hey Cleo, I was thinking the same thing.....Cat, did we miss something here????????

Yes, we all did Daniela....

Oh I liked the one about the wet clothes...kinda icky if someone I didn't know would lick my arm...I'd probably bust there fast if it really happened! hahaha

Great Joke Wayne! :laughing2 :laughing2

KF - I laughed at that joke - hard to do this early. Thanks!

I had a rather short man come up to me once and say ...
"Baby, you're tall as a mountain, but you'd be worth the climb!"
:laughing2

OMG!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! That's one I've never heard! haha!

yeah, my pal said I shoulda spit on his head and said "it's snowing up here!" ewwww!

:laughing2 Good one!

Female Comebacks . . .

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a printer!!