These are funny!!:LOL:
DISHONEST FARTERS :
They who fart and then blame the dog.
FOOLISH FARTERS :
They who keep their farts inside.
PROMPT FARTERS:
They who always have a fart ready.
MISERABLE FARTERS:
They who cannot fart.
STRATEGIC FARTERS:
They who fart and cough at the same time.
CLEVER FARTERS:
They who fart and cough at the same time.
DISAPPOINTED FARTERS:
Those whose farts do not emit odor.
ACUTE FARTERS:
Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet.
MEAN FARTERS:
Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not
>recommended).
I know you all do this! :LOL:
VAIN FARTERS:
They who love the smell of their own farts.
AMIABLE FARTERS:
They who love the smell of others farts.
CONFIDENT FARTERS:
They who let out really loud farts.
SHY FARTERS:
Those who let out silent farts.
SCIENTIFIC FARTERS:
Those who bottle their own farts.
UNFORTUNATE FARTERS:
Those who start to fart but poop instead.
NERVOUS FARTERS:
Those who stop in mid fart.
HONEST FARTERS:
They who confess to the fart.
JEALOUS FARTERS:
They who claim the farts of others.
INSECURE FARTERS:
They who compare their fart quality to others.
THE FARTERS FARTER:
Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.
DISHONEST FARTERS :
They who fart and then blame the dog.
FOOLISH FARTERS :
They who keep their farts inside.
PROMPT FARTERS:
They who always have a fart ready.
MISERABLE FARTERS:
They who cannot fart.
STRATEGIC FARTERS:
They who fart and cough at the same time.
CLEVER FARTERS:
They who fart and cough at the same time.
DISAPPOINTED FARTERS:
Those whose farts do not emit odor.
ACUTE FARTERS:
Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet.
MEAN FARTERS:
Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not
>recommended).
VAIN FARTERS:
They who love the smell of their own farts.
AMIABLE FARTERS:
They who love the smell of others farts.
CONFIDENT FARTERS:
They who let out really loud farts.
SHY FARTERS:
Those who let out silent farts.
SCIENTIFIC FARTERS:
Those who bottle their own farts.
UNFORTUNATE FARTERS:
Those who start to fart but poop instead.
NERVOUS FARTERS:
Those who stop in mid fart.
HONEST FARTERS:
They who confess to the fart.
JEALOUS FARTERS:
They who claim the farts of others.
INSECURE FARTERS:
They who compare their fart quality to others.
THE FARTERS FARTER:
Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.
