A Very Simple Prayer

Subject: Prayer

Lord help me to relax about insignificant
details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am.

God help me to take responsibility for my
own actions, even though they're usually
NOT my fault.

God, help me to not try to RUN everything.
But, if You need some help, please feel
free to ASK me!

Lord, help me to be more laid back, and
help me to do it EXACTLY right.

God give me patience, and I mean
right NOW!

Lord help me not be a perfectionist.
(Did I spell that correctly?)

God, help me to finish everything I star

God, help me to keep my mind on one
th.... Look, a bird! ....ing at a time.

Lord help me be less independent, but
let me do it my way.

Lord, help me slow down
andnotrushthroughwhatIdo.

Amen


Heehee..

The Malimute and Pointer is my favorite...

Dog Cross Breeds: The following breeds are now
recognized by the AKC:
>
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up
for easy transport
>
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a
lot
>
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas
pet
>
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling
breed
>
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
>
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel=Irish
Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
>
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat
Retriever, the choice of research scientists
>
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a
dog for financial advisors
>
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful
mistakes
>
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks
incessantly
>
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well,
it doesn't matter anyway
>
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to
work
>
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to
the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind....
>
>


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HAHAHAHA!!!! Those were great!! What was the last one going to be Janet?


heehee!

Hugs,
Cat hahahahaha! I almost typed Jugs! hahahahaha!!!!!!! haha!

Cute!!

Haha.. both of those are really cool!!!