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post #1 of 18
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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't
ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
there was a U Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side of the road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope.
I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning.. ok. No problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...... until he asked "So.. is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said......"no I'm delivering a bridge...here's your sign."

And the winner is:

I stayed late at work one night and a co worker looked at me and said
"Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."
post #2 of 18

This one is hilarious! But, I guess that's why I am the Black Knight.
post #3 of 18
LOL. I always loved those. It is a Jeff Foxworthy routine isn't it?
post #4 of 18
Sounds kind of like George Carlins style to me I love that guy
post #5 of 18
Thread Starter 
Honestly, I thought it was George Carlin too, but...this is who the email said it was by: Bill Engleval ....got me on that one.

post #6 of 18
That's really cute, Cat!
post #7 of 18
Thread Starter 
Hmmm...Just a thought, I wonder if I carried a sign if that would prevent people from asking stupid questions. :laughing2 :laughing2...I doubt it! hahaha!

post #8 of 18
Cat I just love that - I swear sometimes nearly everyone I speak to here needs one of those signs!!! thehehehe
post #9 of 18
Ha hahahahaha!!! Cat that is too funny!!! I need a sign though!!! - don't bother asking me anything cos I won't know!!!!
post #10 of 18
I am going to make some signs today and put them on my desk to pass out........I better buy a ream or two of paper too!
I will be popular won't I
post #11 of 18
Cute Catarina!!:laughing2 :laughing: :laughing2 :laughing: :laughing2 :laughing: :laughing2 :laughing: :laughing2
post #12 of 18
Thread Starter 
I have my sign on...no one's approached me for a while! hahaha! It's great, right on my computer and my Mom comes by, asks me a question, I point to the sign...HAHAHAHA!!! I'm not kidding! hahaha I should take a pic of it! :laughing2:laughing2:laughing2:laughing2

post #13 of 18
Thread Starter 
:laughing2 :laughing2...Klink you made it out of that other Thread!!! hahaha! Welcome to this one...let's see how much attention you can get over here! Bring it on...master of rude! hahaha! I love it...you're not kidding anyone... I know you're just joking and you're NOT going to get me upset...because I am actually LMAO right now! hahaha!
With that said....Have fun

post #14 of 18
Thread Starter 
Suggests that I'm not going to say how long it takes for to get ready...and what I look like at the present moment... C.
post #15 of 18
Cat, I'd like to add a few if you don't mind:

I am standing at the bus stop and someone comes and asks:
Are you waiting for the bus?
Nope, I just like to stand here and look like an idiot.

The other day I was eating a hamburger and someone asks?
Are you having dinner?
No, I am doing mouth exercises.

At work, in my uniform, customers come and ask, "Do you work here?" No, I am just wearing the uniform because I like it."

Name tags:

Someone comes up to me and says "Is your name Alicia?" Well duh! No, I am in hiding so I changed my name to protect my privacy.

By the way, I kind of slobbered all over the computer and my hand to keep from laughing. Also, I had to run to the bathroom and laughed loudly.
post #16 of 18
Thread Starter 
HAHAHA!!! Those were great! hahaa!!! I love to laugh at myself...sometimes those are the best laughs....heehee

It's so true though, when someone does that to me...like I can be working holding a hammer or a jig...someone asks me if I'm one of the workers...I say no, I'm just a model, showing them the new tool line.

post #17 of 18
Never ceases to amaze does it?
I'll be out on the floor, picking up empties and wiping tables, and someone will come up and say
"are you the bartender?
I like to answer
"No, I have OCD and forgot to take my meds today, can I wash your car when I'm done here?" :LOL:
post #18 of 18
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Good one Cleo!!!!

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