Hilarious!

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Managers

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity and political correctness.

You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our shipping clerks has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the shipping clerk ?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool --- for 4 weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But Noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"

A NEW BLONDE JOKE!!

A blonde is complaining to her friend about the bad day she'd had at work. Her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.

Her friend said, "How horrible! What did you do?"

The blonde shook her head. "There was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers..."

Good ones!

LOL! Hmm...just did an interview today for a management position where I work. How appropriate!

Too funny Thanks for sharing!

Another blonde joke:

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks
for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new
Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front
of the bank. She has the title and everything checks
out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the
bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your busi! ness, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely; but, we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies..."Where else in New York City
can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return?"