*sniff* She's a meany
I came in from the garden and we chased around the kitchen for a bit which was fun. Then meowmy took off that thing from round my neck, which was all scritched to bits. She threw it in the silver thing in the kitchen. It was so nice to have air to my neck... she then called me so I went running after her all excited because she had catnip! I jumped onto the bed for some fuss
She gave me some catnip and started to brush me where the nasty neck thing had been... purrrrr I was sitting there purrring away then she puts this wet stuff on my neck
It's horrible stuff.... *sniff* all the while meowmy is telling me that I am a good boy and it will get rid of any flees but I was scarred. I tried to run away but she had closed the bedroom door so I ran then skidded and landed in the corner. Meany meowmy came and got me and put another thing round my neck
It was all tight and scratchy so she fiddled with it for a bit.
Gahhhh I couldn't breath.... she was so horrible that I didn't want to move even when she had finished. Finally though, it was over and I ran like I have never ran before outside to the garden. I can see evil meowmy now looking out of the window but she can't see me.....
She's a meany I tell you ....
Does your meowmy do meany stuff like this to you?
I came in from the garden and we chased around the kitchen for a bit which was fun. Then meowmy took off that thing from round my neck, which was all scritched to bits. She threw it in the silver thing in the kitchen. It was so nice to have air to my neck... she then called me so I went running after her all excited because she had catnip! I jumped onto the bed for some fuss
She gave me some catnip and started to brush me where the nasty neck thing had been... purrrrr I was sitting there purrring away then she puts this wet stuff on my neck
Gahhhh I couldn't breath.... she was so horrible that I didn't want to move even when she had finished. Finally though, it was over and I ran like I have never ran before outside to the garden. I can see evil meowmy now looking out of the window but she can't see me.....
She's a meany I tell you ....
