I have chocolate and supposedly non alcoholic punch (but they lie!)

O_O One of the mom's boyfreinds family person things is getting married sometime or another and had a showery thingy today. Well I told my mom " I dont want to go, I want to sleep" when she woke me up. but guess what. I couldnt sleep after she woke me up. So then I was like "crap" because then I wanted to go because if I was going to sleep all day (havent been feeling good) I wouldnt wnat to do anything but now that I was awake I have nothing to do and my mom had left and I totally forgot my mom has a cellphone because I am a dum-dum. Cherry flavoured. Yah

ANYWAYS my mom brougth home weird food
like cucumber sandwiches
and this weird stuff on crusty bread with dried tomatoes and grapes and cheese and seasoning on it

and chocolate things
yes

then theres this stuff and she SAID that they mixed the alcohol and non together and that there was only a little bit of alocholic left but I think she lies though it doesnt taste all that bad.

Just let me tlel you these six words folks

I.Can.Not.Hold.My.Liquor



I had basically a half a cup of red wine or zinfandel or something drowned by three and a half cups of seven up and I was all loopy and sitting on a picknic table in the middle of a twenty foot by twenty foot and six inch deep pond caused by the rain. Yay.

Anyways. I am sleepy. Yes I am. Holy geeze. There must be somethign wrong with me. Good ting I dont drink alcohol. Unless its all like... supposedly not there but ti is. Like leprechauns O_O

Leprechauns arent ther but they are

Like santa

He watches you O_O all the time!!! BEWARE!!!

Of course my brain might have just malfunctioned and for some reason I feel like this because of the way those two people who ate the special brownies that were not special in amsterdam in the movie "Eurotrip" but yeah.

Anyways. Just thought I would amuse some of you with my fakely-drunken manor. You people may not know it because I control myself to look normal usually but really I am quite "out-there like way behind the most outest outhouse"



I want to learn how to bake. I love to bake. They made this stuff.. its all like. .. brownieish.. and has a layer of caramel.. and then what looks like sugar cookie dough was sprinkled on top with chocolate chips. Yu-hum. I really wish I had one of those grandmas who knew how to cook. (instead of one who doesnt see the point of microwaving refridgerated pizza) but the mom's boyfriend's mom cooks good and maybe I can get her to teach me

Mmmm these people are like half italian (the lady /bride/thing who is getting married) and they make good food. Yah.

Bye bye for now

Quack

As my mom once told me when I was about 12, when she handed me a spoon and a jar of wiskey laced honey (to take a spoonful for a cough... old home remedy), and turned around to see I had downed half the jar...

Sleep it off!!

Nite nite, k bye.

Don't operate ANY machinery—not so much as a can opener. Mkay?

When I have bad sneezy allergies... I always get the craving to eat green onions.

So I usually eat like three of those...

and then my nose feels alll better.

Yeah.

Originally Posted by BigOrangeMenace

I want to learn how to bake. I love to bake. They made this stuff.. its all like. .. brownieish.. and has a layer of caramel.. and then what looks like sugar cookie dough was sprinkled on top with chocolate chips. Yu-hum. I really wish I had one of those grandmas who knew how to cook. (instead of one who doesnt see the point of microwaving refridgerated pizza) but the mom's boyfriend's mom cooks good and maybe I can get her to teach me


Quack

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I love to bake. It makes me feel really good for some odd reason even thogh I rarely eat what I bake. I give it all away.
I never was any good at it until..... I bought The Book of Dough....a great book. Once you master dough, you can bake anything!

Oh, my! I hope you don't have a headache in the morning!