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The Poetry Game, Sort Of

post #1 of 22
Thread Starter 
In this game you get to be a poet...Yeah, yeah,yeah, just go with me here all right. It doens,t have to be good (and mine won't) but It does have to be yours, no stealing. OK? Well I'll try it and see if this Dawg will hunt or not.

Rufus ain't red,
And neither is Lukey.
They both are Grey,
And not very spooky.

They likes to chase Hammys
Around the house.
But I won't let them eat them,
So's they say I'm a Louse.


See I told you. Shakespeare it aint.
But I think it could turn out to be fun.

Besides that is is a really slow Saturday and I am bored outta my bleedin skull.

post #2 of 22
There once was a one-eyed cat named Maddie,
who was cute as a button but not overly catty.
She had a bro named Franz, who wore a tuxedo,
it made him look suave--it did wonders for his libido.
They lived in Brooklyn--that's in N-Y-C,
happily ever after with their mom, which makes three!
post #3 of 22
five kittens who hadn't a mom
they were tiny and fit in my palm
they were such a mess
their gender a guess
and now they are grown up and calm!

NOT!
post #4 of 22
Thread Starter 
post #5 of 22
2 cats
one fat
one skinny
little rat

One grumpy
one dumb
with two little
kitty thumbs.

One is flabby
one is not
both are tabby
one has spots

Silly kitties
to and fro
little fuzzies
please do throw

Crinkled paper
time to play
little biter
run away

Wrestle, bite,
yowl, scratch
fight
little kitty, he cannot catch

Scritchy belly
one not two
touch the flabby
he'll bite you

Sleepy time
cats in their chairs
now my Rhyme
all covered in hairs.
post #6 of 22
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigOrangeMenace
2 cats
one fat
one skinny
little rat

One grumpy
one dumb
with two little
kitty thumbs.

One is flabby
one is not
both are tabby
one has spots

Silly kitties
to and fro
little fuzzies
please do throw

Crinkled paper
time to play
little biter
run away

Wrestle, bite,
yowl, scratch
fight
little kitty, he cannot catch

Scritchy belly
one not two
touch the flabby
he'll bite you

Sleepy time
cats in their chairs
now my Rhyme
all covered in hairs.
Oh that is great. Just what I want to get going. Thank You
post #7 of 22
well here's a little song i sing to joey.

Joey Joey Joey Kitty
How you are so very pretty
you're black as night
with yellow eyes so bright
how I love my Joey Kitty.
post #8 of 22
Sadie, my cat loves to pester,
Her brother who's first name is Dexter,
They run through the house,
In search of a mouse,
I'm worried the cops will arrest her.

Lei
post #9 of 22
Little kitties in a basket
one has a blow torch
one has a hatchet

Now what kind of tasket
are they doing in that basket?

I tisked it... the tasket
of kitties in their basket
with their blowtorch and their hatchet.

They tisked my tisking
I tisked their tasking
they tisked while they tasked
in their little kitty basket

And they tisked and tasked and tasked and tisked
and I tisked and tisked their tasket in their basket.
Then I took away the hatchet, the blowtorch they blasted
and then I saw the tasket I tisked was, tisk! another basket!
A basket for doing more taskets in baskets, for making more taskit baskets
and they made more tasket baskets in their tasket basket
while I tisked their basket tasket tasking

post #10 of 22
Poodle the cat,
Could not get a date,
She scared all the toms
With all of her weight.

She meowed and cried,
Oh how she was lonely,
The boy kitty next door
Told her she was homely.

Well, one day this Poodle cat
Sat tall and stated loud:
"Yes, I am a flabby tabby,
And dammit, I'M PROUD!"
post #11 of 22
You are the greatest mommy,
You feed me every day;
You give me hugs and kisses,
And lots of toys for play.

You keep me strong and healthy,
And take me to the vet (ugh);
You are the greatest mommy,
On this earth I bet.

You clean my nasty litter box,
And never make a fuss;
Having you around the house,
Is certainly a plus.

When the nights grow colder,
I crawl into your bed;
You keep me nice and toasty warm,
As I wrap around your head.

You are the greatest mommy,
In every single way;
After much consideration,
I think I`ll let you stay.
post #12 of 22
Thread Starter 
Oh woe is me a little mouse
Who has 3 cats here in my house
They just moved in, I and now I'm blue
I guess I'll move to Timbuktu.
post #13 of 22
I love this! I wish I could do it as well as all of you!

little kitty catties
padding around the placies
all puttering and pacing
soon all creeping
into warm soft placies
for sweet little
catnappies

snoozing all sweetlies
post #14 of 22
i actually have quite a few of these, because i adapt songs & sing them to my babies... here's Java's
Java, sweet Java
Pretty girl
My only calico
Java, sweet Java,
you're a pearl
I hope you never go

Cable's
C-
C-C-Cable
Beautiful Cable
You're the only t-t-tabby that I adore
When the m-moon shines
Throught the w-window
You'll be rolling on the k-k-k-kitchen floor.

Pixel's
Pixelface
Youve got the cutest little
Pixelface
There is no other who could
take your place
Pixelface
How my heart is thumpin'
You sure have started somethin'
Pixelface
I'm up in heaven when your in my warm embrace
I didn't need a shove, 'cause I just fell in love
with your pretty, Pixel face

not very original, but they seem to enjoy it!
post #15 of 22
A cat,
A bat,
And a rat
Sat.
What's with that?
post #16 of 22
Tosca is a funny cat,
She chases passing bugs,
She prefers to go to daddy
When she really wants her hugs.

She doesn't like HER food
She'd rather have a plate
of the things she really shouldn't have
(The stuff we never ate)!

She races round the house
As if her tail was burning
But slams into the walls,
Coz she's not too good at turning.

She might be really bright....
Though it's pretty hard to tell
She's loving and she's soft
(between her ears as well)


Rune and I were hit
By an arrow loosed by Cupid
And love Tosca all the same -
Even though she's stupid!
post #17 of 22
Caliki is a silly kitty,
She has improved a little bitty,
But she is still a silly kitty,
She would not like to live in the city,
Nor would we, my silly kitty!
But Caliki is my silly kitty!
post #18 of 22
Quote:
Originally Posted by LilleKat
Tosca is a funny cat,
She chases passing bugs,
She prefers to go to daddy
When she really wants her hugs.

She doesn't like HER food
She'd rather have a plate
of the things she really shouldn't have
(The stuff we never ate)!

She races round the house
As if her tail was burning
But slams into the walls,
Coz she's not too good at turning.

She might be really bright....
Though it's pretty hard to tell
She's loving and she's soft
(between her ears as well)


Rune and I were hit
By an arrow loosed by Cupid
And love Tosca all the same -
Even though she's stupid!
oh my! that is just too cute
post #19 of 22
A Special Treat

I pick up a spoon
open the fridge
and take out a can.
A bright look
springs into big
yellow eyes.
An alert look
with interest.
The nose twitches
and ears swivel.
A special friend
loves
what is in the can.
An intriguing smell
a special treat.
He jumps up and runs
over to me.
Standing
on his hind legs
trying to look
and taste.

This is an awesome thread you guys!
post #20 of 22
Meowmy,
O Meowmy
I swear,
it wasn't me!

When it comes to
that empty container
of cat treats,
I only had three!

These crumbs on my whiskers
and my fishy breath
are all just pure coincidence,
aww Meowmy, give it a rest!
post #21 of 22
Those eyes,
Those eyes.
Like little pools of green,
Into which,
I may disappear,
Never to be seen.

Psychedelic,
Not quite angelic,
Those eyes speak,
Of thoughts beyond mine.

Worshipped once,
Perhaps again,
Wouldn't that be swell?
All of us men,
Bowed before a kitty?
Caliki, you are so lucky.
So lucky,
To be mine.
post #22 of 22
(my cat's name is Sweetie, her nickname is Sweetums, this is about her)


My Sweetie


Sweetie

Sweet,
the kitty is so sweet.
Dear,
she is a little dear.
Loving,
look how she is so loving!

Sweetie

Playful,
that kitten is so playful!
Pretty,
kitty is really pretty.
Cute,
this kitty is really cute.


Sweetums

Sweet,
my cat has a face ever so sweet.
Dear,
this cat is so dear to me.
Loving,
my cat has always been kind and loving.

Sweetums

Playful,
my cat is ever so playful, when she feels like it.
Pretty,
my cat is so beautiful and pretty.
Cute,
she is still cute as ever-
-but even when she isn't so cute
anymore, those days
months
when she endures sickness
and death
I still know that
her mind is playful
her soul is pretty
her intentions and thoughts are cute....
I will always be on her side,
by her side
I'll love her, no matter looks nor anything else.
ALWAYS.


...not a very good poem, but I just wanted to write somethin' about my Sweetums.
If you didn't get it, the first 2 paragraphs/sections, whatever you wanna call them are when I hardly knew her, first saw her, thought about her and named her Sweetie. The other 2 are about when I had had her for awhile, gotten to know her, love her, etc. That's why the first part says 'Sweetie', her name, and the second part says 'Sweetums'....
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